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Text: Ask for my number
Alternately, spam my ask box with the most random questions you can come up with, and I’ll answer them when it gets slow.
People should text me (Ask for my number in ask) to keep me awake, or spam my Ask box with absurd questions! :D
Probably alone, too. This shift is gonna suck, so you guys should leave me stuff, or questions to answer when it gets slow :3
I fucking hate working overnights when I’m sick. I slept all day too, so I’m just really fucking bored because we’re dead. Someone should spam me with asks or text me or something :3
Working 11 to 7am again.
This one is going to suck especially hard since I’ve been in a shitty, nostalgic mood all day.
People should leave stuff in my Ask box for me to get during work, or better yet text me. Just ask for my number ;3
So, turns out I can’t access data on my phone at all outside of my own house, so I can’t check Facebook from work. If you want to talk to me and keep me occupied on my overnight shift, you’re gonna have to text me =\
Cartoons and alcohol and blanket taquitos
Girlfriend taquitos are the cutest <3
As always, texts would be most appreciated during this most dull shift.
Two in a row, I love this -_-
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As always, texts would be most appreciated during this most dull shift -_-
Its gonna be a LOOOOOOOOOONG night…text me? :3
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Wanna be my cuddle buddy? Well here is your chance to apply! Please review the qualifications, and if you are interested just fill out the application and send it to my
Ask SUBMIT box. Including references will automatically disqualify you, as that crosses into several different thresholds of creepy. All applications will be screened thoroughly for consideration, you will be messaged if I have any further questions.
Edit: I was a little over-zealous with questions, so you need to answer them in my Submit box instead. To make up for it, I’ll submit one back to you ;3
Please Note: I will not publish your application, unless of course you specifically ask me to.
Must like cuddles - “Cuddling” sometimes goes beyond just cuddling, but most of the time it doesn’t. For the purposes of this application, “cuddling” means JUST cuddling :3
Do you have a cell phone?:
Favorite feature of yourself?:
Are you ‘SEEING’ anybody currently?:
Position you normally sleep in?:
Do you snore?:
Do you steal blankets?:
Do you sleep naked?:
Do you sleep in?:
What’s your definition of “snuggling?”:
Would you be interested in going beyond cuddling? If yes, what would you do?:
Reason for wanting a cuddle buddy?:
How much have you cuddled before?:
Do you think I want to snuggle with you?:
Will you make me laugh?:
Are you awkward?:
Can you keep a good conversation going?:
Why do you want to cuddle with me?:
What do you think makes you the world’s best cuddler?:
Any additional information you would like me to know?:
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You guys know the drill. Eight hours with barely any customers = someone should text Rob ;)
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