But first, why this is immediately relevant. Walking into Wegmans last night, someone shouted “I love your mutton chops” at me out of their car. I turned to yell back, and ran into the side of the automatic door as it was swinging open for Kelcey and I -_-
Back in the store, we’re looking at bulk candy when this guy, who I’ll call Ryan, walks up and goes “That was me that shouted at you, by the way”. Ryan, for background, is a class-A asswipe who attempted to rape two friends of mine with the aid of drugs and alcohol.
"Oh, okay, that makes sense now" is all the response I have, as I immediately walk into the next aisle.
So this morning, I’m telling my roommate and his girlfriend this whole story, adding that I wish I could’ve gotten the compliment from someone who wasn’t a piece of walking garbage. When she confirms who I’m talking about, she tells me that back when they were both RAs at the local community college, Ryan would break up parties in the dorms and threaten to file reports of underage drinking if the female hosts didn’t sleep with him.
That right there is one classy gentleman.
Got a chance to rage-rant about this kid today with another person from the school who has heard the exact same stories. Very cathartic.
Had this in my queue for a while now, hope he actually sees it >_>
I’m really sorry I lose my temper with you sometimes, but its because I care. You’re seriously a really awesome friend, and we need to hang out more, which is one of the big reasons I’m super excited for this summer. prepare for so many NERF fights.
I wish we hung out more, but I understand that you have other life commitments (including another friend group, damn them). On a more serious note, I think you should maybe think before you provide commentary on certain social issues though, as your opinions alienate some of our friends sometimes =\
I miss the old conversations we used to have, and I wish we were better friends. That’s mostly my fault though, because I get distant sometimes. You’re also smarter than me, which I usually find intimidating >_<
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My apartment only ever smells like I am perpetually hitting a gravity bong, even though I haven’t smoked since I was, like, 18. Thanks, neighbors, for the everlasting contact high.
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I love that I have friends who honk every time they drive past my apartment. My neighbors might not, but dammit, it makes me feel loved.
Whoever that guy is, he must be pretty awesome.
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Going through old pictures on Facebook for a Shutterfly project, and I found this picture a friend drew of me and never mentioned to me. Aside from the tiny feet and lack of adequate facial hair, not bad at all :P
Rare though it is to find a picture of myself dressed up that I actually like, here it is.
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If you’re going to complain about a situation, then continue to go back to it over and over again, you get no sympathy from me.